Princess Kate Had Her Baby

Hear ye! Hear ye! I’d like to remind everyone that even princesses have to deal with the 1st postpartum poop. 

Now, why is it NO one warns of this before you have a baby? For some reason, mothers seem to think it’s their right to scare the crap out of first time pregnant mommys with horror stories. “The baby can get stuck on its way out and they have to push the baby back in, run you to surgery, cut you from hip to hip, and rip your baby out!” But that rarely happens. Now the postpartum poop, that happens to EVERYONE! Including princesses.

I assume her mesh panties are couture and hold hand woven pads larger than her newborns diapers. Probably Jenny Packham also!

Heres a link to buy your own since I’m a good blogger and that’s what we do.

https://www.google.com/shopping/product/4801139655051861018?q=mesh+panties+postpartum&client=safari&hl=en&biw=320&bih=460&dpr=2&prds=paur:ClkAsKraX84Y7DHGEKHRTHselh7u5iCIREIBaPv9FL1XHDW5RczODVUSLFEyyoxMU1Q7ok6d3znyDDp389JYpACpkjeL-aKxfIKkLZQP-9CrP5v25fcClSuOnhIZAFPVH71j1iIobu0QrvVNPhHy2kgqvVeIyg&ei=fsdGVY6IBsTAtQW-hYAo&ved=0CIACEKYrMAc

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