‘Gina Monologues

“Use anatomically correct terms” they said.

“It’s best for your child’s growth and development” they said.

While picking out apples today at the grocery store, my toddler (who is blessed with alarming clear speech) asks, “mommy, are those apples good for your mommy ‘gina?”

Oh God. Please let no one near me make the connection between ‘gina and vagina.

Also, what the frack about apples made her think about my vagina? I’m suddenly very self conscious about my vagina.


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