My Recipe For Self Pitty

My toddler has a good full shade darker tan than I myself. My baby, who I coat in sunscreen has a better tan than me.

What I have going on, doesn’t fall into any “tan” category. It’s more like this:

Ingredients:

  • 3 pounds of sugar
  • 1/4 tsp of cinnamon 

Directions:

  1. Combine all ingredients. 
  2. Take a step back and look at the color. 
  3. Feel sorry for me.
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