My Recipe For Self Pitty

My toddler has a good full shade darker tan than I myself. My baby, who I coat in sunscreen has a better tan than me.

What I have going on, doesn’t fall into any “tan” category. It’s more like this:

Ingredients:

• 3 pounds of sugar
• 1/4 tsp of cinnamon 

Directions:

1. Combine all ingredients. 
2. Take a step back and look at the color. 
3. Feel sorry for me.